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LONDON - England - The offices of the Daily Squib were visited by Henry Kissinger's WW3 ghost talking about the drums of war.
Chinese Spy: “No! I was not spying for China!”
LONDON - England - The insidious Chinese espionage machine and Chinese spy network is all encompassing in the UK.
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UJJAIN - India - A highly ranked Hindu guru has postulated that celebrity Russell Brand converting to Christianity means he is trying to dodge his karma.
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Gen Z Woman Demands Millennials Stop Saying These ‘Out of Date’ Slang Words
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MI5 20 Years Too Late On Chinese Espionage at UK Universities?
OXFORD - England - The MI5 have finally got round to warning UK universities of Chinese espionage stealing crucial research.
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WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Putin appeaser Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to move to Russia and support the defeat of the West.
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